happy birthday to me.

Sunday was my birthday, I turned 26 years old that day.
Here are a few things I would like to tell my younger self...

1. You should have forced Kenny to marry you when you were 21. Marriage is cool.

2. You need to workout more, and eat less candy. (wait, I need to tell my 26 year old self that too)

3. Buying a ticket to Europe 2 weeks in advance was the greatest thing you have ever done. You should stop buying jeans and do that more than once.

4. You need to stop saying bad words. (just kidding)

5. Your sister will become your best friend, then she will have kids and ruin everything! (just kidding, again) 

6. When you scooter, use both legs, your right calf will end up bigger.

7. Don't let your sister talk you into a walmart haircut. You will look like a shaggy dog.